Holiday Rooooooad

Next month I am going on vacation to Gulf Shores, Ala. with my family. Don't get too excited. We lack the ability to travel to far off lands full of novelty and wonder because of my grandma, as she will be partaking in our trip. I was back and forth on whether to go on this trip until, while at breaking point last week at work, my dad sent me a incredibly non-PC e-mail. It lightened my mood and made me realize that I need a vacation.

Now what to do, what to do? I am a water person and my family really isn't (mostly because my parents are chubby and did not wish to be "those people" who flap cellulite legs all over the water park).

So far my vacation ideas are:

•  Torment Grammy
• Buy a a wiffle ball set, necessities for sand castle building, and a 24-pack while my brother and I get loaded and pretend we're on spring break
• Finally learn how to play Gin Rummy and all those other games mom rambles about
• Build a sandcastle out of dirtied sand complete with an oil moat and set that bad boy on fire
• Clean duckies

More ideas welcome!