Quotes Dos

Ex: "Not sure if you use dating websites but my profile is on dateamalemodle.com it was a strict process to get listed on there."

Me: "What's a modle? Is that kind of like a model?"

#DodgedABullet

Chew-Baby

I am honestly proud that this is the second post on my blog with the label of "Star Wars."

From Best Week Ever

Conversation between me and my friend, Lindsey.  Thanks to her for this page.

Lindsey: omg awesome parents hahahaha. I hate babies but this gives me a reason to have children. Torture! haha

Me:  I adore you and am glad we are friends just for that.  I feel like our kids are going to be sarcastic and possibly tortured...and will ultimately act out when they are around six years old

But for real, I could never date a man who hated dogs or babies.  Preferably in that order.

Colon/Parentheses

"Oooh. You're at the point in your relationship when you're using emoticons in texts?"

"Get out of here. I'm like, 'don't smile at me. I'll punch you.'"

:)

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