Google yourself.

Liz sent me this silly thing on facebook and here are the results. Since I'm not having an excellent day at work (but this provides background information I would rather not leave) I did this today.

Rules: Google the phrase. Post the results. Easy.

My comments are in italics because some of these were too much.


1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
“Theresa needs to get used to the fact that she will remain the Ketchup Queen”

Wow, sorry just a lot to take in at once


2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
“Theresa looks like a man in drag. Theresa looks like A Skank from the trailer park. Aw this is sad lol”
Harsh. Plus Skank capitalized? Owch.


3: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
“Theresa hates Christmases as well.”
Because Theresa in drag hates Christmas.


4: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google:
Two videos, I could not pick one.
A youtube video of “Theresa goes potty” and “Theresa goes to hell” (from a Passions tv episode).


5: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
“Theresa Loves Me! Kids Sweatshirts”
Hahaha. Auntie Theresa.
Dorky shirts about me


6: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
“I hope that Theresa eats a pile of shit…”


7: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
“Theresa has class”
This was not submitted by the person that wanted me to eat shit


8: Type in "[your name] works" in Google search:
Theresa works those lower abs!

9. Type in "[your name] lives" in Google search:
THERESA LIVES THERESA LIVES THERESA LIVES THERESA LIVES THERESA LIVES THERESA LIVES THERESA LIVES THERESA LIVES THERESA LIVES THERESA LIVES THERESA LIVES ...

I have no idea what this means.

10: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Then [Maria] Theresa died, and came the revolution

11: Type in "[your name] will" in Google:
Theresa will soon be investigated for a bad real estate deal in Arkansas

I am also proud to announce that theresawill.com is a website!