Just call me by my pseudonym, Ryan Voyles

I would just like to share my little scrap of brilliance found in last Monday's edition of the Daily Egyptian. Although my dear younger brother is full of wit and sass, his big sissy outdid him for one day only. I'll let him take the credit...this time.

Original brilliance: AQUI!

Snippet:
Banter: Schilling blogged his retirement, but how could it have been better?

Theresa "Ryan Voyles" voyles:

After some careful DNA extraction, I would breed thousands of career pigeons believed extinct since 1914. With only orange party hats on their heads and GPS devices on their wings, they would deliver the news of my retirement to the locations I saw most relevant. This is the only logical way to announce a retirement.