My creative knack is BACK! (in 140 characters or less)

Yikes.  Where have my valiant efforts of creativity gone lately?  That was a random thought if my head last night as I was scrubbing dishes.  (Try housework for solid, random thoughts; it works.)  I realized it was because January and February are completely crappy and uninspiring months.  Oh sure, I traveled a lot and have a new job but where's the inspiration?  Goal for the spring: get it back.

So I turn to my past twitter messages to find out, "what have I been DOING since January first?"  Apparently I have been eating, watching the Olympics, and generally making snide comments.  Below are some I would like to share.  Enjoy!

In the new upcoming weeks I'll start pumping my creativity into paragraphs instead of tweets.

To follow me go to http://twitter.com/theresainthechi and, if I like you, I'll allow it.

"Instead of mortgages and diapers I spend money on alcohol and shoes." 11:33 AM Feb 23rd via web 
 
I give a gold medal to Johnny Weirs black lace and pink corset ties. FABulous 10:01 PM Feb 16th via txt 
 
When the most optimistic thought of your day is, "at least im not in an electronic wheelchair" then you have had a bad freakin day. 5:48 PM Feb 11th via txt 
  
Just saw a raccoon sleeping on the hood of a mini van. Ya northwest Indiana! 8:37 AM Feb 8th via txt  

RainnWilson RT Congrats to The Blind Side on it's best picture nomination. Blindness is a devastating handicap and the real story needs to be told. 9:24 AM Feb 2nd via Tweetie 

Family and I are spending our snowy Friday night watching Lady Gaga's concert on Vh1! So good! 10:36 PM Jan 29th via txt

The violinist at the Grand red line stop always makes the end of my long day better. Visit him Wednesdays for classical performances! #cta 10:42 PM Jan 27th via txt 

finalgrrl RT May your backhand always connect, J-Woww, & your pickles be plenty, Snooki. Goodnight you princes of fist pumping, you kings of Jersey Shore 2:02 AM Jan 22nd via web

@eatmycereal I imagine the Conan and Leno "Yo Mamma" face off will be hosted by Nick Cannon and feature screams of "oh no, you DIDN'T!" 11:59 AM Jan 12th via web in reply to eatmycereal

"hes broken all these records and all i can think of is that he shaves his pubes" - me on michael phelps 6:24 PM Jan 9th via txt 

At mcdonalds by my work 2 chicken snack wraps and a small fry will cost you "FO FO FO!" ordered from the woman with the upside down name tag 2:27 PM Jan 6th via txt